From cheesedip.com, via Jen, three songs that make me want to jump in front of a moving train.
Santeria, Sublime
“If I could find that heina and that sancho that she’d found
Well I’d pop a cap in sancho and I’d slap her down”
The fuck?
Shine, Collective Soul
This song, along with that stupid Joan Osborne thing, once prompted a newspaper (I’ve forgotten which one) to ask, “Has Gen X discovered God?” (Also.)
And lest you think I only hate songs recorded in the last ten years…
Age of Aquarius, 5th Dimension
I’ve hated this ever since a hippy music teacher made us sing it in grade school. In earlier centuries, the hippy would have been burned as a witch for this New Age drivel, and burning’s too good for her.
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I agree with your first two choices; I have to admit to a soft spot for anything the Fifth Dimension recorded. In fact, I believe that was one of the LPs I rescued from my parents’ collection before they got rid of it.
You’re a dirty hippy, too.
You should talk. At least *I* don’t wear Birkenstocks!!