How to tell if you're in a bar or a restaurant
A few of my favorites:
"If the waiter challenges your choice of wines, it’s a restaurant. If the waiter challenges you to a fist fight over the Miami-Virginia Tech score, it’s a bar.
If the waiter recommends a dish made famous in Tuscany, it’s a restaurant. If the waiter recommends a dish made famous in Buffalo, it’s a bar.
If the Friday Night Special is advertised as a “pasta toss,” it’s a restaurant. If the Friday Night Special is advertised as a “midget toss,” it’s a bar."
[via Fark]
My favorite, for obvious reasons:
“If the menu features the word fromage, it’s a restaurant. If the menu features the words “at your own risk,” it’s a bar. “
⇒ January 12, 2004 01:17 PM