What a relief!

Recently there has been some confusion as to the origin of French’s mustard. For the record, French’s would like to say, there is nothing more American than French’s mustard....

This is not a joke. EDIT, 10/26/04: The link above is broken, but many webbies have archived it. I wonder, if you pitted French's mustard against Heinz catsup, who'd win?
March 23, 2003 07:21 PM
Just plain weird
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