Hey, eurotrash guy!
I know you think your tight black leather pants make you look hotttt, but your bigass shopping bag from American Girl Place begs to differ. I know it's Christmas and all, but dude...
American Girl?
December 18, 2003 09:26 PM
NYC news
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I'm a little disturbed that you even know what American Girl *is*...
I don't even know.
http://www.americangirl.com/
It's not porn, so don't worry about looking at it at work, although for 11-year-old girls growing up in Greensboro, Nebraska, it probably has the same obsessive quality that porn has for 17-year-old pimply boys.
Oh yeah. All right. Take it easy baby. Make it last all night.