Oh, look...
...it's the fugliest thing ever:

Teleflora's motto is
Send flowers and show someone you care. My motto is, if you buy Thomas Kinkade "art," please slice off your genitals.
December 22, 2004 12:27 PM
Just plain weird
You know you want it.
I'll buy you one for your birthday.
You'll do no such thing.
Unless you wanna sleep in the backyard for a week.
Moo ha.
I think I just wet myself. Dood.