From the monthly archives:

August 2003

Subway stuff

by Dietsch on August 31, 2003

More and more, I’m fascinated by the New York subway system–how the tracks run through the city, where various lines go, the system’s history, and so on. I love reading about abandoned stations, platforms, and sections of track, and having romantic fantasies of underground lairs like Lex Luthor’s in the first Superman movie.

I recently bought the book Tracks of the New York Subways, which features full maps of the entire New York City subway lines. It shows where all the tracks and switches are and the intricate ways in which trains move through the system.

Recently, I read a blog post by someone who has traveled the entire 722 miles of the subway system, seeing every train line and every station. I think that’s my new ambition; and it doesn’t bother me that I’m not the first to do it.

Jumping continents, London’s Transport Museum has a nice Flash feature contrasting the London Underground map with the geography above. The tube map isn’t really a map, in the way we usually think of them; it’s a conceptual schematic.  The tube map shows, for example, Notting Hill Gate station on a perfectly straight horizontal red line that passes through Bond Street, Tottenham Court Road, and Holborn, before veering sharply downward to Bank. In reality, however, the line runs at a slight upward diagonal to Holborn before diverting down to Bank.

The map as it stands is a thing of simple elegance. All angles on the schematic are at 45 or 90 degrees, for example. But it’s criticized for distorting the geography of the landscape above it. You can easily assume, as I noted above, that Bond Street is due east of Notting Hill Gate, when that’s not really the case.

The Transport Museum’s Real Underground site allows you to contrast the original 1993 map with today’s map. Click to see the “real” Underground, and the Flash interface morphs the elegant curves and lines and angles of the schematic into a more chaotic map that shows where the trains actually go. Not only is it informative, but it’s a creative use of Flash.

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New favorite URL

by Dietsch on August 30, 2003

http://www.head-smashed-in.com/

(This isn’t a gross-out site at all, so don’t feel worried about visiting it.)

Marlene

by Dietsch on August 30, 2003

“Bzzzzzzzt.”

I get up from the computer, walk to the door, and press Talk. “Yes?,” I say, and then press Listen. “Hi, I’m Marlene, and I’m in the neighborhood and I’m talking to the neighbors about the Bible. Would you like to hear about the Bible?”

“No, Marlene, but thank you anyway.”

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I’m not dead

by Dietsch on August 30, 2003

The last couple of weeks have been busy, stressful, and tiring, and instead of spending time on this site, I’ve been starting to redesign and overhaul my entire site. My plan for September is to transfer this site to a different hosting company and to transfer my blog over from Radio UserLand to Movable Type; but all of that will take some time, and so if you don’t see me much around here, that’s what’s going on.

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Gay writers, gay couples

by Dietsch on August 30, 2003

This quote is coming at me from about ten different blogs this morning, and it obliquely illustrates a point I want to make about living in New York. Interviewed by Publisher’s Weekly, Michael Cunningham (writer of the book The Hours) discusses being labelled a “gay author”:

“What I do look forward to is the day when the notion of gay and lesbian books or a gay and lesbian section in a bookstore will seem as strange and old-fashioned as a section devoted to books by women or books by people of color. I’m more than ready for books to be on the shelves all together and for readers to be trusted to decide for themselves what books they want. For me and my friends, whether gay or straight, it’s never a question whether or not a book is by a gay writer or if it’s a story about gay people. We just read books.”

I’ve made a similar comment about seeing gay couples on the streets of New York. I never saw gay couples walking hand in hand in Indianapolis, for example, and I rarely saw it in Bloomington (and when I did, it was always lesbians–never gay men).

But gays in New York can be openly coupled no matter where you go (holding hands on the train, quick smooches in the bagel shop, cuddling in Starbucks), and I’m tired of thinking that’s significant or exceptional. I don’t see straight couples hand in hand and think, “Oh, how cool that they can be so open!” Similarly, I’m tired of thinking it’s exceptional to see interethnic couples together, especially now that I’m part of one myself. I don’t want to see a “gay couple” or an “interethnic couple”; I just want to see a couple.

I’m an idealist, of course, but I think all this should be wallpaper–something you see but never really notice because it’s just part of your daily life.

Great animation online

by Dietsch on August 30, 2003

Okay, I don’t normally post funny 404 errors, but this link showed up in my aggregator right after I read this story on the New York Times site, about the guys who created Homestarrunner.com.

The seamless, richly nuanced animated universe they have created is a place not of indie sarcasm but of pop innocence, where the mentality of the characters is at fifth-grade level. Its influences are not the Velvet Underground, Big Star and the Stooges but “Peanuts” cartoons, Japanese anime and Atari video games.

[This same "pop innocence," by the way, is one reason I enjoy the new Teen Titans cartoon so much.]

The Times story talks about animation collectives and music videos.

…some of the best videos of the last year have been animated. Among them are the Atari 2600 graphics of “Move Your Feet” by Junior Senior, the unspeakably clever diagrams of “Remind Me” by Royksopp and the lovable miniature aliens of “In This World” and “Sunday” by Moby.

All were created not by lone directors but by collectives like Shynola, h5, StyleWar, Plates Animation and the Brothers Chaps, as Matt and Mike Chapman call themselves….

The Times fails to mention the Kansas City-based MK12 and its videos for Hot Hot Heat or The Faint. (The MK12 site offers a link to a nice QuickTime file Hot Hot Heat’s “No, Not Now” video, which I think is beautfully animated.)

So, y’know, take some time outta your day and visit Homestarrunner and MK12.

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Visit Old Madison!

by Dietsch on August 17, 2003

Visit Madison, Indiana! We’re xenophobic and too boring to matter to terrorists!


A safe place to visit…When you visit Madison you will discover that we have no tall buildings to fear, no nuclear power plants, airports or anything anyone would want to blow up. When you step into Old-Madison, you step back more than a 100 years in time experiencing a past as much alive today as it was a century ago. Old Madison was a time of adventure, an age of grandeur the great steamboatin era. Most of the folks around here are American Americans and you too are welcome here. We have “great” old homes and buildings to see, antique shops, great food, sleep in one of our old homes and walk on our lighted riverfront. Experience Old-Madison today.


Wonder what they mean by American Americans. Even if this is a joke, it’s a perfect example of why I got the fuck out of Indiana.
Oh, and Madison? 100 means one hundred. The construction a 100, therefore, means “a one hundred.” And that really doesn’t make much sense, so keep your illiterate, furriner-fearing, antebellum culture to your damn selves.

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CIA World Factbook, 2003 edition

by Dietsch on August 17, 2003

BeSpacific reports that the 2003 edition of the CIA World Factbook is now available. Whenever I edit a country-specific project (like my current book, The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Understanding North Korea), I always find the CIA Factbook to be a valuable reference. It’s also fun just for browsing.

BeSpacific quotes the press release:

This reference work provides a snapshot, as of 1 January 2003, of wide-ranging, hard-to-locate information about the background, geography, people, government, economy, communications, transportation, military, and transnational issues for countries from Afghanistan to Zimbabwe. The nine primary information categories and 134 subcategories for most entities include geographic coordinates, Gross Domestic Product, number of telephones, natural resources, legal systems, political parties, illicit drugs, mortality rates, and more. Included among the 268 geographic listings is one for the “World,” which incorporates data and other information summarized where possible from the other 267 listings.

[via beSpacific]

Martinroys

by Dietsch on August 16, 2003

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Band of the moment…

by Dietsch on August 16, 2003

…the Polyphonic Spree, which I just saw live, for free, at Central Park’s SummerStage. The band was great. A 23 piece, the Spree calls itself a “choral, symphonic pop band.” That’s apt. Horns, keyboards, a harp, steel drums (in addition to traditional drums), guitar, chorus.

If you’ve seen the recent cross-promotional ad between Volkswagen and Apple (buy a Beetle, get a free iPod), you’ve heard the Spree. But oh, you haven’t seen them.

The band, dressed in white robes, played with remarkable energy and charm. The singer (Tim DeLaughter–perfect name–formerly of Tripping Daisy) seemed manic at times, whirling and spinning and leaping and laughing. The lyrics are all about love and sunshine and light and happiness, and yet the band’s energy is so infectuous and so gleeful, the lyrics never sound cheesy or fake.

Encores included a number with special guest John Cameron Mitchell from the cast of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, a great cover of Bowie’s Five Years, and two harp solos.

I picked up a copy of their first album, The Beginning Stages of…, and it’s almost as much fun as the show.

The website PopMatters has a great review of a Portland show. It’s really worth checking out because it says all the things I can’t really put into words. Also, there’s sound clips available on the website, so go look there as well.

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