“Before the doors opened Friday, a car caught fire in the parking lot, police were called twice to restrain eager shoppers (and wound up restraining overzealous private security guards hired by Wal-Mart), and in their rush to get inside once the store opened, shoppers literally broke the door down.”
Congratulations, consumer America, this is the life you deserve.
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sciencegrrrl 11.30.03 at 7:12 pm
In other news, Walmart goes back to the lab bench to refine it’s “consumer frenzy” drug designed to inspire spending vir aerosol delivery.
Despite the deaths of many customers, Walmart stock continues to skyrocket. Company officials declined comment.
sciencegrrrl 11.30.03 at 7:14 pm
Your blog is possessed.
Dietsch 11.30.03 at 7:35 pm
It’s greedy for your comments.