Hey, eurotrash guy!

by Dietsch on December 18, 2003

in NYC news

I know you think your tight black leather pants make you look hotttt, but your bigass shopping bag from American Girl Place begs to differ. I know it’s Christmas and all, but dude…

American Girl?

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

1 jenblossom 12.18.03 at 9:36 pm

…

I’m a little disturbed that you even know what American Girl *is*…

2 Merry 12.19.03 at 6:39 am

I don’t even know.

3 Dietsch 12.19.03 at 8:49 am

http://www.americangirl.com/

It’s not porn, so don’t worry about looking at it at work, although for 11-year-old girls growing up in Greensboro, Nebraska, it probably has the same obsessive quality that porn has for 17-year-old pimply boys.

4 jenblossom 12.19.03 at 11:06 am

Oh yeah. All right. Take it easy baby. Make it last all night.

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